what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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