Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
operation harelip BJ is a go
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
