Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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