I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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