What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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