I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
did i just pee glitter
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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