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I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried

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(570): I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried http://tfl.nu/vdpu

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(512): View more from Texas

we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us

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(512): we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us http://tfl.nu/0aiz

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.

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(401): I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on. http://tfl.nu/shul

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(913): View more from Kansas

we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar

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(913): we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar http://tfl.nu/z6em

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(574): View more from Indiana

We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"

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(574): We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?" http://tfl.nu/lg4y

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(813): View more from Florida

There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.

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(813): There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet. http://tfl.nu/6irr

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number

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(709): a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number http://tfl.nu/syte

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(720): View more from Colorado

Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.

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(720): Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda. http://tfl.nu/08yd

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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard

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(717): But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard http://tfl.nu/v6zl

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(239): View more from Florida

I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.

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(239): I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore. http://tfl.nu/vgm4

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(301): View more from Maryland

thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.

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(301): thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants. http://tfl.nu/zsuu

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(303): View more from Colorado

Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.

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God you're perfect.

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I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.

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(303): Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal. (1-303): God you're perfect. (303): I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier. http://tfl.nu/2wzm

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries

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(865): I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries http://tfl.nu/egp0

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(801): View more from Utah

I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.

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(801): I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker. http://tfl.nu/s4wz

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(406): View more from Montana

There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night

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(406): There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night http://tfl.nu/nkhz

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