You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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