atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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