so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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