Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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