we're blogging at a bar
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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