rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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