I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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