The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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