you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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