Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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