My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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