look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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