Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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