sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
did you just send me my own nude
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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