i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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