Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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