Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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