i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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