who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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