I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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