Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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