so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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