just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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