Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
They took my balls.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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