handjob tips. give me some.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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