I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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