whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think my moral compass just broke
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