so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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