someone get that fucking seahorse.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I enjoy the company of your penis
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