Just fell off a train. Bad.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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