i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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