stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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