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He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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