He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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