I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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