never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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