my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
