We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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