Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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