Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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you will always have a special place in my vag
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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