I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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