She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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