Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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