Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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