birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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