UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
he fucked my hip out of place.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize