i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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