Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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