when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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