you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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